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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
lols0funny:

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You know you’re pessimistic when your loved goes to get lunch and you worry they found someone better

jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

intensional:

im so addicted to tumblr that if someone was pointing a gun at my head i would probably sit and blog about it

demolition-veils:

"can you stop listening to your stupid satanic emo shit?"

Ah yes because I’m about to fucking summon Satan with the lyrics of a Panic at the disco song. Fear me mortals, for I have eyes the size of the moon.

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

gerardgayofficial:

I am a valuable friend

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet